He has slim body.
He doesn’t have teeth.
He likes throw banana.
He enjoys commit murder.
He likes a microwave oven.
He lives in clarinet.
He joins life insurance.
He likes salt.
I have a sweet friend currently living in Japan. She sends me this sort of funny business on the interwebs.
(From an exercise with Japanese middle-school(?) kids who had to invent a monster and write things about it in English. Non-native speakers are a pretty easy target for laughs, and to be fair, my Japanese likely wouldn’t be any better. But it’s still funny. And weirdly poetic.)
The link to the original Facebook post is here, but I’m not sure if you have to be on Facebook to be able to view it.
