In two separate stories today, reasons not to nap
on any form of public transit.
An L.A. man woke from a “catnap” on a city bus to find his prosthetic leg missing. To be fair, he had removed it before dozing off...practically daring pranksters to do their worst.
Moral: Never take your leg off on a bus...
A Toronto man was napping on an American Airlines flight, returning from a camping trip in Costa Rica, when a scorpion crawled out of his backpack and stung him.
Moral: Shake out your freakin’ backpack when you’ve been camping in the tropics, you dummy!